The Minecraft Life

I got a room made of glass
So the sun wakes me up
I head down to the kitchen, Patfan
Pour me a cup!
It's time to start another day
Let's head into the wild
But you don't need a coat
Because the weather is mild

So I equip a couple swords, bows, axes
And stuff my inventory is full
So I guess that's enough
I put the rest in my chest
And I'm out on the road
Bring a shovel Patfan, just in case it snows
(Oh)

We always make sure that we go out prepared
And whenever we come home
We got plenty to spare
I'm talkin' wood, coal
Stone, meat, diamonds, and gold
And a couple torches too
Just in case we get cold (Yo)

Craftin' mines all across this land
Diamond armor on my back
A pickaxe in my hand at the end of the day
When we all hit the hay
We know we got a lot done
And that's why we say

I'm playin' Minecraft and I just can't stop
When the sun comes up, I collect my crops
I'm playin' Minecraft, life is so much fun
When everything is a block
From the moon to the sun
I'm playin' Minecraft
Blastin' mountains away
If I don't like the landscape
Then I make it my way
'Cause in Minecraft, the world is my own
I never let a single Creeper
Get inside of my home (No)

Stack the TNT way up high
We 'bout to blow a hole the
Size of Jupiter in the sky
Whoa! Stand aside! That diamond is mine!
Don't make me summon up
My old compadre Herobrine!

I'm the kinda' guy who
Just designs obsidian castles
So I'm always protected from
The hackers and assholes
I ask that you act on your kindest behavior
If you disobey me
You'll get the punishment chamber

And don't take anything from my room ever
'Cause if you touch a single thing
I'll send you into the Nether
Shove you in a lava pit and
Kick you down a mineshaft
Right before I'll make it clear to
You that "This is Minecraft!"

Endermen think that they own this place
I stare those ugly, lanky
Stankfarts right in the face!
Let em' come at me
I'll send 'em back where they came
'Cause Minecraft is my life
Don't you hear what I'm sayin'?

I'm playin' Minecraft
Hunting cows with my bow
I got a couple steak tips
Cookin' up on the stove
I'm playin' Minecraft
Don't make your house out of wood
I got a bucket full of lava
Now that won't end too good

I'm playin' Minecraft and I
Think I just drowned
The mine that I was working
On got flooded somehow because in Minecraft
You gotta watch your bum
I was at level 68, and now I'm back to one

When you're in the mines
You're spendin' all your time
Diggin' deeper
Never knowin' when you're comin' home
I'm lookin' for a sign
Some hope that I might find
Another way to see the sun again
I'll never know

I cough and spew
The old black lung has taken me over
Now my time is done
I'll never see the surface again
Because the diamond that I'm minin'
Is my only friend

I'm playin' Minecraft
I'm takin' on these mobs
When they pick a fight with me
They deal with all my dogs
I'm playin' Minecraft, so I'm fluent in Java
I'm buildin' skyscrapers while you're
Swimin' in lava
I'm playin' Minecraft, tearin' up your worlds
You don't like how I play?
Get your own server!
Because in Minecraft, there ain't no rules!

(Spoken) ok, wait
Hold up cut the beat this is so not cool!

Who took my diamonds? I had like
120 diamonds in here really? Ok
Ok you're tellin' me that
The diamonds just disappeared?

You're tellin' me that they magically
Sprouted a brain and legs, and decided
It was a good idea to leave
The chest in my concealed, obsidian castle?

Yeah? That's what happened?
Yeah, okay, good story