Stories From the Black Book Intro

[K-Rino]
Once upon a time in another dimension better known as the South Park Zone
There lived a strange motherfucker who loved to be alone
When it came to the rhymes he had never been a sucker
Just a twisted ice cream and milk eating motherfucker
Never been a mack or a gangster doing bullshit crimes
Though he's been known to kick some rough yet nasty-ass rhymes
Concerned with the negative ways of his town
Yet determined to keep that old South Park shit around
Yo, knocking the world off again and again and again and again
Words digging deep enough to give your asshole a twin
Will there ever be peace in this land of ice cream?
Or am I just a character in somebody's fucked up dream?