Miss Chatelaine [Iron Hoof Remix]
Ladies and gentlemen, here she is
Coming at you live from the historic stampede in Calgary
Beaming in from the plains of Manitoba
Direct from Diamond Tooth Gurdy's in Dawson City
For one night and one night only
Here she is folks, that big-boned gal from southern Alberta
Massey Hall is proud to present the very talented
The woman you've all been waiting for
The Alberta Rose
Please welcome the very lovely
The one and only
Miss Chatelaine
Just a kiss, just a kiss
I have lived just for this
I can't explain why I've become
Miss Chatelaine
(Woo, yeehaw)
Just a smile, just a smile
Hold me captive, just a while
I can't explain why I've become
Miss Chatelaine
Every time your eyes meet mine
Clouds of qualm
Burst into sunshine
(Woo, yeehaw)
Just a sigh, just a sigh
Words my love, just reply
I can't explain why I've become
Miss Chatelaine
Just a smile, a smile
Hold me captive, just a while
I can't explain why I've become
Miss Chatelaine
Every time your eyes meet mine
Clouds of qualm
Burst into sunshine
Just a kiss, just a kiss
I have lived just for this
I can't explain why I've become
Miss Chatelaine
Miss Chatelaine
Miss Chatelaine
Miss Chatelaine
Miss Chatelaine
(Yeehaw)