Bluddle-Uddle-Um-Dum (The Washing Song)

Step up to the tub
‘tain’t no disgrace
Just pull up your sleeves
And get ‘em in place
Then scoop up the water
And rub it on your face
And go brrr, brrr, brrr!
Pick up the soap
Now, don’t try to bluff
Work up a lather
And when you got enough
Get your hands full of water
And you snort and you snuff
And go brrr, brrr, brrr!
You douse and you souse
Rub and ya scrub
You sputter and splash
All over the tub
You may be cold
And wet when you’re done
But ya gotta admit
It’s good and clean fun
So splash all ya like
‘tain’t any trick
As soon as you’re through
You’ll feel mighty slick
Bunch of old nanny goats
Ya make me sick
Going brrr, brrr, brrr!
[...]
Next thing ya know
She’ll be tyin’ your beards up
In pink ribbons...
And smellin’ ya up with that
Stuff called, uh, perfoom. Hah!
[...]
A fine bunch of water lilies
You turned out to be
I’d like to see anybody
Make me wash, if I didn’t wanna
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