The Why Why Song

Why, why, why, why, why, why.
why am I quivering in my shoes?
Why, why, why, why, tell me why, why
why, honey, am I quivering in my shoes?
In my shoes, size forty-two.
Every time I play a game. Every time I play a game.
Honey I lose. Honey I lose. I lose.

Why, why, why, why, why,

why do I fear that knock upon the door?
Upon the door
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why.
why do I fear the knock upon my door?
Knock upon my door.
Can’t take the paranoia, paranoia, ha ha.
I can’t take it any more, any more.

Why, why, why, why, why, why.
why am I wearing this silly mask?
Don’t want nobody to see me, that’s why.
Tell me why, why, why, why, why, why,
why am I wearing this silly mask?
Don’t want nobody to see me, that’s why.
I stay, I stay in the house. Ah! when it’s dark, and it’s way after dusk.
Don’t want nobody to see me, that’s why.
Alright. Alright. Ha Ha Ha. Oh yeah. Ah!

Tell me why, why, why, why, why,
why do I stutter and stammer on the telephone?
On the telephone.
Tell me, tell me why, why, why, why,
why do I stutter and stammer on the telephone?
On the telephone. On that little telephone.
I’m a-frightened the wife might catch you talking to me at home.
Talking to me at home.

So, uh why, why, why, why, why,
why do I stutter and stammer on the telephone?
My wife cat- cat- catch me, she c-could catch me,
Why why why why…she could catch me talking to you on the telephone.
On the telephone. On the telephone.
Aha! Talking to me. Talking to me.
Words of love. Got to stop this!
On the telephone.