The Hardest Part Is...
[Skit: Jermaine Fowler]
Hey! Hey, Khary? See, I pronounced your name right this time? I looked it up. I googled it! 'Parently Google says your name's Khary, didn't know, who knew? I know now! So I see you're- sniffle -packing your things up into a- into a box.. 'cause you quit.. to become a rapper. I ain't know you rapped, man. Had no idea. That's fine, that's cool! I think it's cool that you can rap, y'know? Y'know a lot-a lot of rappers-- rapping- still can work- for me, y'know? You-you don't have to quit. You can still rap and do both.. and on your break go rap- on the streets or whatever you do, and- I don't- Times Square and dance for money-I don't know what you do, but you can-you can still work for me, man! You ain't gotta' go nowhere! Huh? Listen, man, a famous man named Martin Luther King once told me... rappers ain't shit, you ain't gotta' do that shit, man, you work for me, and you'll be fine. I-I'll give you a raise! How does a dollar sound, huh? C'mon, man! That-you ain't gotta'- you still walkin' away from me! Like I ain't talkin'? Like I ain't shit? Huh? Well, tell you somethin', you don't quit, 'cause I quit you! I quit you, nigga! Huh? How about them-don't leave-don't leave-don't leave-don'-don'-don'-b-don'-don'-don'.. like I- hahahah- I- heh- I don't care if I look it at me! You think I care? I don't care, 'cause the only thing that matters right now is you! That's the only thing that matters to me right now, is your happiness... is your happiness, Khary! Oh.. fuck! Don't go! Wait-wait-wait! One more thing, Khary, pl-wait-wait-wait, just hear me out, just hear me out! Okay... I need you