Vampire Beet Juice Interlude

Hi
I have a different type of life
I’ve chosen to be alternative
Fact of the matter is I don’t suck blood anymore
I juice beets
And sometimes I juice cranberries
So when you see me walking around in the street, know that I juice beet
Other monsters laugh at me because I chose to juice beets
Why bite the neck? I don’t even like flesh
I like a healthier style
And this thing that you go to called gym
I want to work out my musclеs
I’m from a long time ago
Medieval pеriod, I've been through many ages, and I’m so broad
But I feel the need to return to alternative lifestyle
I have some old pictures of myself
I want you to tell me what do you see
Serious, I’m curious
You don’t see anything?
Ah hah, I have no reflection
But if you look close, you will see [?] leaving my body
No?
Okay, give me back my pictures
I have trouble paying for gym
I don’t have any money, but I have anything else that I want
I want to change my whole lifestyle
I’m sick of being a monster
I want to have a family
I see children playing
I want to take pictures with them
My pictures don’t come out always
But I do [?] and I juice beets, cranberries
I also eat salad