The King Crimson Barber Shop
Tony Levin
Okay...
I'm Tony
I'm Billy
I'm Bobby
I'm Belew
We're here to sing and play for you
Oh, we're the King Crimson band – and don't you know it
We're the best in all the land – all the land
We play bass and the drums and guitar for you
And if you really want, we'll throw the Stick in too
Oh, we're the King Crimson band (on EG Records)
And you know, we think that's grand
So settle back to have some fun
And tap your foot in twenty-one
'Cause we're the King Crimson band – you better believe it
The King Crimson band – we don't do encores
The King Crimson band – no photos please
'Cause we're the King Crimson band
We don't do "21st Century Schizoid Man"
But we're the King Crimson band