Short People

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
A fool such as I
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
It's a wonderful world

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got voices voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time

Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Don't want them around here