Da Real Thing

[Intro]
Oh shit
Let me get into pimp mode on ya niggas
You know I used to do this, ya know? Any night

[Verse 1]
I said, allow me to introduce myself my name is
Kool O'Malley, king a the Valley
Dame in a alley, swing a Denali
Threw nose on the bitch
Be aimin' at Cali
Plane in to Maui
The skip limp, took on a bitch trainin' at Bally's
Zing a lame hatin' I'm Ali
Gators ho
Kool is da' smoothest motherfucka' that the game a know
Rainin' dough
So fine, finer ho, mama know
Daddy say leap, that bitch'll jump to her death like Geronimo
Sara Connor kind a ho
Make it to my honor roll
Shit it do a domino effect to a line a ho's
The swiftest talkin'
Get a speed ticket walkin'
Slow down at a bitch that's crossin'
A nigga gonna get his portion
A nigga gone get his fortune
Dignified, bonafide, hat layin' on the side
Choose to commit ho-icide
G to the motherfuckin' Rap my nigga

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I'm in my
Chick blow me in
Crown Victorian
Pretty in pink, baby mink, down slick Mauri's and
Rosé Pelle's same hotel the orgy's in
Heavyweight off a the scale like porgy fin
Business man, hundred and forty for some doggy limb
Don't play me, bitch, go play an accordion
Headin' for the players ball I'm a slay em all
Best Mack, take it all, baby, they is small
G Rap bigger than life
Like my liquor with ice
We gone need pimp-Christ here to save us all
My stable in order
Make a bitch stay to her quota
The kid get a bagel and water
Already made a killin' in Florida
But I think I'm a steak for the slaughter
Dry Sandy off and ballin'
That eye candy got the Miami Dolphins callin'
Don't hate on the player hate the game
Adjust the fuck up and bow down to the king
Kiss the ring