Keyboard Like a Gun

It used to hurt
It used to hurt a lot less when va- seline co-vered the camera lens
Oh, how fascinating
And now you got, and now you got a pocket
Got it in there al- ways to pop it
Oh, how fascinating

Don’t live your life
Don’t live your life: observe it
Just when you start to live you stop it
Oh, how fascinating

My camera’s like a gun!
My camera’s like a gun!
My camera’s like a gun!

We used to have, we used to have the goddamn Sense to lock our di-a-ry dull flap
Oh, how fascinating
How we excel
We excel at self-portrait
Go to ANTM for college
Oh, how fascinating
And every pore, and every pore’s digi-zoom
“today I walked to CVS. Gosh, I hate my stupid job
Then- I – thought, puppies are just really cute.”
Oh, how fascinating

My keyboard’s like a gun!
My keyboard’s like a gun!
My keyboard’s like a gun!

Every day does not have to be seen
Every day is not a scene. Some days….some days, just feel

My keyboard’s like a gun! like a gun!