Something's Wrong
When your pubic hair's on fire something's wrong
When you think you're the Messiah something's wrong
When you mistake a plane for Venus something's wrong
When your girlfriend's got a penis
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
When you like music more than life something's wrong
When you start sleeping as you drive something's wrong
When you're favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong
When you're proud to be a sinner,
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong
When your president's an actor, something's wrong
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong
If you think that this song matters,
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong