Let’s Pretend We’re Married

Front steps, it oughta end right here
Just one kiss then you'd disappear
But we're still kissin'
Momma's voice is ringing in my head
About a minute we'll end up in your bed
And that ain't Christian

The way we're acting tonight
They might talk in town
I don't look good in white
But let's not let that show us down, oh

Let's pretend we're married
That way what we're doing won't seem wrong
Let's pretend we're married
All night long

Is it hot in here or is it just you
I'll take off your coat, you can kick off your shoes
Are ya thirsty?
My last inhibition's almost gone
My dress already smells like your cologne
Oh lord have mercy

No light pink ceremony
No plastic bride and groom
Let's skip the matrimony
And get right to the honeymoon, oh

Let's pretend we're married
That way what we're doing won't seem wrong
Let's pretend we're married
All night long

And if it don't work out
If we get off course
I'll just walk you out
And we don't have to get divorced

Let's pretend we're married
Maybe this could be out wedding song
Let's pretend we're married
All night long
All night long