Gadzooks

Everywhere I look I always see
People who are crazier than me
Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)
Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)
You're all such crazy kooks!
A bunch of flaky flukes
You're giving me the spooks

Everyone's gone funny in the head
I went outside and this is what I said
I said "Egad!" (Egad!)
Egad! (Egad!)
I think you've all gone mad!
Gone nuts at least a tad
It's really kind of sad

How can people so bizarre exist?
(How can people so bizarre exist?)
They should go to a psychiatrist
(They should go right now)
By Jove! (By Jove!)
By Jove! (By Jove!)
You've formed a crazy drove (Formed a crazy drove)
And on the streets you rove
It's something that I loave—loathe

Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!)
Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!)
The situation's getting slimy
And I am just so stymied
I can't think of a rhym-ie

Gee Willikers! (Gee Willikers!)
Gee Willikers! (Gee Willikers!)
You're all mentally illikers!
No, this is not a drillikers
Okay, this is getting sillikers

Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!)
Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!)
Don't know what that means

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)
Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)
You're all such crazy kooky kooks