Digits From A Midget But Didn’t Hit It

[Chorus]
Lil Culture just got the digits from a midget but didn't hit it 'cause shawty was the same size as the average dick is, she was like five to six inches
Plus, it's nothing but small talk with these kinds of women

[Verse]
Lil Culture just sold his bath water to a guy named Pedro for forty-three pesos
Then Lil Culture spent it on two gallons of queso
Lil Culture's not talking about baking pizza when he says he makes dough
And Lil Culture plays with his dough, but he ain't talking 'bout Play-Doh
Lil Culture completely sold out every venue when he playеd eight shows, but when he playеd one, everybody stays home
Lil Culture left his suitcase open on purpose at the airport just so someone could steal something out of it and Lil Culture took him to court for it and the judge sentenced him to five-hundred years in prison and ironically said, "case closed"
Lil Culture just got a parking ticket

[Chorus]
Lil Culture just got the digits from a midget but didn't hit it 'cause shawty was the same size as the average dick is, she was like five to six inches
Plus, it's nothing but small talk with these kinds of women

[Outro]
Lil Culture doesn't even swim when he's swimming