Once I was 7 years old, I drove a car

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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I was driving a car at 7 years old, yeah
Now I'm 30 years old, yeah
I'm a farmer now, ayy, yeah
I sell the best apples in town, yeah
Bring it around town, yeah, yeah, yeah
Brown pants, 30 million
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Drinkin' beers, with the people ayy, yeah, yeah

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Yeah
Drinkin' beers every day, yeah, yeah
I was 7 years old when I bought a car, yeah, yeah
I was 38 years old, yeah, when I fell off my bike, yeah, yeah
I was 72, yeah, when I fell down the stairs, ayy, ayy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I was 7 years old when I drove my car, yeah
Then I ran over a crowd of 10, and a half
'Cause one of them, was a amputee
Yeah, yeah
I was 7 years old when I drove a car
Now I'm drinking poop at the bar, yeah
I am the greatest
You haters are the, stupidest. yeah
I was 7 years old and I'm driving my car, yeah, yeah
Now I'm 38 driving a car
Yeah
This goes out to all the root beer lovers, and the beer drinkers
Of the whole Iowa area
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I was 7 years old and I'm driving a car, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
I was 38 years old drinking at the bar, ayy, ayy, yeah
And I ran over a family of 10, and a half
One of them was a amputee
So that's why they're a half, ayy