My Philosopher-King

[Fairness]
You see, here's the thing, I'm kind of different
Some girls don't mind men who are ignorant
As long as he's big and strong
They don't care if his ideas are wrong
But I want a man who loves me for me
And most importantly, who loves philosophy

They say that great minds all think alike
But two hearts can't find love if they never fight
About what is good and right
If they see the world in black and white
If he can engage me, he'll set me alight
But if he can't debate me, we won't last the night

I tried to find my philosopher-king
But I scared them off with my corrections
The problem is they thing they know everything
So they don't take well to my suggestions
When they're not right, I can't help pick a fight
Try to fix their mistakes, then they leave
I dreamt I'd find my philosopher-king, was I naive?

Now I'm lost in history
How I get home is a freaking mystery
But maybe at long last
I'll find my man in the distant past
Every girl I know loves Marlon Brando
But my heart's always been set on Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Maybe I'll find my philosopher-king
I'll search high and low, I'll be persistent
'Till I find my prince, who, when he's arguing
Uses logic that's always consistent
His points will be valid
Expressed in a ballad
There'll be no ambiguity

I'm gonna find my philosopher-king
Where could he be?
Yes, I will find my philosopher-king
Where could he-
Ah!