Fuck Phones

(Spoken)

"Hello, i’m David London
And i’m here today to bring you some much needed... truth."

Put down your fucking phone
Leave us the fuck alone
We don't care what you eat
If you're in VIP.

No you're not that thin
You do not have smooth skin
But baby thats ok
God made us all the same.

What i'm trying to get through to you
Is we don't give a fuck what you do
So maybe try to put down the phone
And start to live your life
Cause soon you're dead and gone.

Put down your fucking phone
Leave us the fuck alone
We don't care what you eat
If you're in VIP.

And no you're not that rich
You drive for Uber bitch
But baby thats ok
Just try not to be fake.

You checked out when you checked in
Your friends are here but where have you been
So maybe try to put down the phone
And start to live your life
Cause soon you’re dead and gone.

Put down your fucking phone
Leave us the fuck alone
We don't care what you eat
If you're in VIP.

Oh look you're in the gym
How come you're not that slim
Thats great you're getting fit
But we don't give a shit.

What i'm trying to get through to you
Is we don't give a fuck what you do
So maybe try to put down the phone
And start to live your life
Cause soon you're dead and gone
Cause soon you're dead and gone
Cause soon you're dead you're dead
You're dead you're dead you're dead
And gone!