SCG XVIII: Nosferuiz Horror Show
"Good evening, welcome to our program. It is I: Nosferuiz
I bring you another thrilling installment from the screem writers' crypts
Tonight our creature feature comes from the creepiest scream place of all time. Not one nor two but twelve terrific tales. I hope we can finish this marathon before sunrise. Our first tragic story stars Hiisi, Mana, Kone, Hella and Lordi
Now hold on to your crosses and put salt on the windows and doors as we bring you Unliving Picture Show."