Monkey Man
I'm a flea bit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true
I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
Would you do?
I've been bitten
I've been tossed around
By every she rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I'm just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
I am a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?
Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
And I'm just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too