Shit Happens

Shit happens
That is my advice to you
It's a good day, I am back home early
I am going home to see my sugar, my girlie
I open up the door, as I do every day
A man who is really naked says hey my name is jay!
Jay?
Hey hey jay
That's not OK
You're laying on my girlfriend
I think you cannot stay
But jay had his points
Ha
To my surprise
He's a heavyweight champion
So here's my advice

Shit happens
Once or twice
Don't believe your girlfriend
Here's my advice to you
Shit happens
You know
Ha ha ha

My teacher
Mr. Yawney
Said you're never gonna make it
And if I got my chance
Be sure that I would take it
But now i am a rock star
To his surprise
He passed my record for me
So here is my advice

O baby

Shit happens
Once or twice
Believe in yourself
Here's my advice to you
Shit happens
Once or twice
Believe in yourself
Here is my advice to you
Shit happens

When you're teacher's teasing you
And your girlfriend's cheating you
You've got to look out for the one that's pleasing you
When everything I write feels as cold as ice
The only thing that you can do is
Ha ha
Is my advice
Shit happens
Come on
I'll do
Let's make it funky
Shit happens
You know