There'll Be No Next Time
I saw this stranger leave my pad
And this made me awful sad
(I don't blame ya)
But in the meantime
I was getting real mad
(You had a right to be)
And I said baby
What explanation do you have?
(Wha, wha, what she say)
She said mmm next time
I said there'll be no next time
That was the last time for me
(You told her right and I'm proud of you)
Then I grabbed my hat
And I headed for the door
(Yeah and don't don't don't come back either)
I knew I wouldn't be back
There no more
(You're doing the right thing Sam)
I wrote the landlord
A real cool gentle man
(And what did he say)
He said, hey Sam, how about the rent
(And what you told him)
I said mmmm next time
He said there'll be no next time
Your coming up right now
(Don't give him nothing Sam)
(Pay no attention to him)
Man, I jumped through that window
And my feet hit the ground
(You were traveling faster)
I figured I'd better
Get out of town
(Wow, how how was ya going)
When I arrived at the airport
Uh ohhhhhh
There was that man, failure to support
(What did you say)
I said, mmmm next time
He said there'll be no next time
You're going to see the judge right now
You shouldn't have gone to the airport
But he took me to see
That little friend of mine
(Oh that little fella)
Hahaha District Judge
(I remember him)
Room 229
(Yeah, he was crazy)
He said Sam
(What'd he say)
Your payments are way behind
I said don't worry judge
It won't happen next time
(And what'd he say)
He said mmm next time
There'll be no next time
You're going to jail right now
You shouldn't have gone to the airport
I'm surprised at it
I'm surprised at it
He put me in
A padded cell
(Did they feed ya)
On bread and water
And man that was well
(How long did they keep ya)
Thirty days later
On my way out
(What ya laughing about Sam)
Here comes my chick
With a big fat mouth
(Wha, was she alone)
A policeman had her
Was putting her in jail
(What she wanted from you)
She wanted me
To go hot bail
(What you told her)
I said next time
There'll be no next time
That was the last time for me