A 26 Year Old Mom Wrote This About Her Boyfriend

This song here was written by Calista
For Danny here we go, ey, yo, uh

Dear Danny, I'm so upset
Will you ever change for me?
I won't hold my breath
If I need a hand, you won't even stretch
All you do is say I nag
And I bitch and I stress
I guess I'm just a crazy-ass
Bitch in a dress
If you're nice to me it's just so
You can get you some sex
All you wanna do is get laid
You wouldn't tell me to stop if you saw
Me holding a blade to my wrist
I swear to God I don't exist
Of the people that you love
I'm at the bottom of the list
I'm 'bout to shut my mouth
You can talk to my fist
Fallin' in love with you
It was such a risk to my health
And to my kids and my family
To my happiness and to my sanity
To every single friend, every man I see
You ain't never been a husband
Or a man to me
I ask you to take me for some fries
You tell me I got some chubby ass thighs
I ask you to take me out for some ice cream
You say a skinny girl would
Be such a nice dream
I ask you to take me for a burger
You say I need a salad
Inside it feels like murder
You're a big Mac Lethal fan
Hopefully, he raps this and you
Become a changed man
I don't wanna leave but I
Swear that I have to
First I got some questions that
I gotta ask you what the hell did I do
To make your heart bust?
Why do you look at me with so much disgust?
Why do you trample my goodwill and trust?
Why did you cheat on me and
Why do you lust other women?
You're selfish it's true
I guess you can't spell the
Word "us" without "u"
I guess you can't spell the
Word "us" without "u"
I guess you can't spell the
Word "us" without "u"
Well, you can't spell the
Word "wedding" without "we"
And you can't spell the
Word "home" without "me"
And you can't spell the
Word "love" without "L-O"
And you won't even look me in
The eyes and say hello can secretly hate me
Well guess what, fuck you
'Cause these days I secretly love you
You say I'm fat, you say that I'm chubby
You say if you left me
I'd never find a new man to fuck me
Well, I just wanna tell you
With this song - - by the time you get home
Tonight, I'll be gone, mhm
I just wanna tell you with this flow- -
You can't spell the word
"goodbye" without "go"
If you want proof that I can resist ya':
You can spell the word
"Danny" without "Calista"

So peace! Sorry Danny
I don't know what to tell ya' man!