Douchebag [Interpolation of Molly Hammar's Douchebag]
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
You've been talking about yourself for hours
I keep quiet try to act like you wow
But now I'm done and you're wondering why, don't you
Hey, I like your pretty flowers
Oh, well thank you sir but they're not yours
Give me my pills and just let me go, I'm gone
Oh oh, you're a douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
Oh oh, you're a douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
You mansplain and say I talk too loud
Somehow you always seem to put me down
But I keep laughing at your stupid jokes, ha ha
Teardrops, try to pick myself up
Roam around the streets like a dog
When you ask about me I'll be long gone, run run
And you should know that I will never come back
Oh oh, you're a douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
Oh oh, you're a douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
Are you scared of being broken hearted?
Do you cry when nobody is watching?
Who are you when you're alone?
Are you scared of being broken hearted?
Do you cry when nobody is watching?
Who are you when you're alone?
Oh oh, you're a douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
Oh oh, you're a douchebag (douchebag)
Walk around like you're the big man (big man)
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
Oh oh, you're a douchebag (douchebag)
Walk around like you're the big man (big man)
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche