The Fruitcake Song
Bake the fruitcake egg the nog
See the flaming Who-letide log
Baste the beast and gulp the grog
Christmas day is coming
Tick-tock-tick-tock
Tick-tock-tick-tock
Counting down the Christmas clock
Old and young and big and small
This will be the bestest Christmas
Santa Claus is coming
Bake the fruitcake egg the nog
See the flaming Wholetide log
Baste the beast and gulp the grog
Christmas day is coming
Christmas day is coming