Here Is The News

[Verse 1]
I've been waiting up late
To up-date on some world affairs
My intelligence sources tell me there's a story there
Well, our diplomatic corpus said to keep my cool
But I'm so suspicious, maybe I'm the fool

[Verse 2]
I've been hearin' your name in connection with a girl or two
It's a world exclusive, babe, I guess they spread on you
Well, our correspondent said you're only playin' games
But I know their names

[Chorus]
Here is the news: I'm pullin' out of here
Here is the news: I'm gonna leave you, dear
Here is the news: I'll disappear
Here is the news

[Verse 3]
Every telegraph line's a-buzzin', baby, with the talk of you
If it's fact or fiction, don't matter if the story's news
Well, showtime is over
And now you must pay the price of fame

[Chorus]
Here is the news: I'm pullin' out of here
Here is the news: I'm gonna leave you, dear
Here is the news: I'll disappear
Here is the news

[Verse 4]
I'll sell my story to some big, bad, no class
Up and down newshound
I'll make the headlines shake
The only little catch is
You'll be mentioned in dispatches
The only little catch is
You'll be mentioned in dispatches
I've issued a communique
And this is what I'm gonna say

[Chorus/outro]
Here is the news: I'm pullin' out of here
Here is the news: I'm gonna leave you, dear
Here is the news: I'll disappear
Here is the news: I'm pullin' out of here
Here is the news: I'm gonna leave you, dear
Here is the news: I'll disappear
Here is the news: I'm pullin' out of here
Here is the news: I'm gonna leave you, dear
Here is the news: I'll disappear
Here is the news: I'm pullin' out of here
Here is the news: I'm gonna leave you, dear
Here is the news: I'll disappear
Here is the news: I'm pullin' out of here
Here is the news: I'm gonna leave you, dear
Here is the news...