Dead Grandpa

It's as inevitable as your left incisor
Grandpa's gonna rot away
I turned her straight for at least five seconds
Smoked a cigarette

And I didn't think I'd spend the night in the ICU
And I didn't think I'd see the minute old corpse of you
Let's all leave let's all leave let them take him away

To some old morgue
The same old corpse
To some old morgue
The same old corpse
Sorry I got corpse on your sweater

And I just cranked one out to this cute dеad girl
Cause maybe then whеn I'm in heaven she'll be like
"Let’s hang out"

But I'm no dead boy
We weren't that close I had no choice
I'm sorry

And it's a couple of things
That my dad never taught me how to do like how to swim
Without an inner tube

Daddy daddy, please abduct me
It's an emergency
Code red room 302
I can't sleep in this room
Code red room 302
And God damn I forgot the shrooms
Code red room 302