One Buffalo, Two Buffali

A goose and a goose make two geese
A moose and a moose make two meese?
A mouse and a mouse make two mice
A grouse and a grouse make grice? Grease?

One buffalo, two buffali
Sounds good give it a try
It may be wrong, it still might fly
One buffalo, two buffali

An ox and an ox make oxen
A fox and a fox make foxen?
A cow and a cow make cattle
A sow and a sow make sattle? Seattle?

One kangaroo, two kangari
Works for me, give it a try
It may be wrong, it still might fly
One kangaroo, two kangari

A whole bunch of crickets make a racket
A whole pack of jackals make a jacket
Bucks make a bucket
Ducks make a duccat
A whole bunch of duccats make a quacket?
Why not whack it?

A pooch and a pooch make two peach
A leach and a leach make two looch?
A roach and a roach make two reach
A priest and a priest make what preach?

One caribou, two caribi
I love it, give it a try
It may be wrong, it still might fly
One caribou, two caribi

12 inchworms make a foot-worm
Its one long skinny shaped worm
Two foot-worms make a feet-worm
You wanna lick my tape-worm?

A gnu and a gnu make two gnee
A shrew and a shrew make two shree?
A pair of canaries, how sweet
That's called a parakeet

One cockatoo
Two cocka-4
Why don't you move to the floor
Adding a "S" oh what a snore
One cockatoo
Two cocka-4

One buffalo, two buffali
One caribou, two carabi
One kangaroo, two kangari
One buffalo, two buffali