The Bare Necessities

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To pack for camping there's just two rules
Do we need it, is it cool?
Here's the stuff that we really need
Just the bare necessities

Hunters dressed like Mata Hari!
We're going camping not on safari
Lederhosen, a pick axe and socks?
For climbing the Alps, we'll be climbing up rocks!

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You've got to kidding me; it's a real necessity
Not, hairdryers need electricity, and what's this?
Frozen dinners, this one's my fave
And where you going to find a microwave?

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What now? An outfit to wear in case of danger
I'm just a camper, not a park ranger
No more jokes it's understood
We can be comfy, and still look good!

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