Candyland
[Verse 1] Matte SEXWAVE
You ain't gotta lie to kick it, you got the Golden Ticket
I'ma show you something, I got my own exhibit
Did you know there's an ocean that flows
Inside you? I wanna be floating in it
You looking like it's insignificant
But really, it's a lottery ticket
You saying that you really freaky
Do that two hand twist come with you riding my pony with it?
When I see someone I like, I go and get her
Take the autotune off the mic, you can know me better
I can change your life, be more specific
Departing from the ports, seeing more Pacific
I'm talking mе and yours how we gonna live it
That's just a piecе, a portion of what I'm giving
Life without me is torture, tell me that it isn't
You blowing my phone off the hook, you trippin'
Like you need an ambulance
I got you hooked, I'm Candyman
Step with your best foot, don't miss your chance
Cuz this kind is once in a lifetime
[Chorus] Matte SEXWAVE
Welcome to Candyland
Help yourself to anything
Told you 'bout my sweet tooth, and when I see you, I'ma eat you
Welcome to Candyland
[Verse 2] Matte SEXWAVE
You put me on the job like handyman
We just having fun, you say I can't be your man
I'm not tryna stampede on your plan
But I'm also not just tryna take what I can
I'ma show you all the magic I make with my hands
I'm warning you, never take this for granted
Why you cut your eyes, babe?
Turn you head, looking at me sideways. Why you so slanted?
You like how I'm straight up, no antics
You like Netflix & that d-- -, I'm so romantic
And you know when you come over here with it
Won't be nothing going on but pure submission
Keep your shoes on cuz you know how you be runnin'
Keep 'em laced up cuz you know how I be comin'
And I can't do nothing different, you blowing my phone off the hook, you trippin'
Like you need an ambulance
I got you hooked, I'm Candyman
Step with your best foot, don't miss your chance
Cuz this kind is once in a lifetime
[Chorus] Matte SEXWAVE
Welcome to Candyland
Help yourself to anything
Told you 'bout my sweet tooth, and when I see you, I'ma eat you
Welcome to Candyland
[Verse 3] Sheldon Belcher
Goodness gracious oh me oh my
Look at the time
Wait, no time to waste
When the hands are firmly upon di waist
Could this be fate
Wait
I'm going insane
Just trying to contain
All these fantasies cuz we in public
I want you close like when I park at Publix
I don't mean harm
You're above the par
High on the bar
But these ain't Xannies
Wait
I want a taste of the Milky way
Slide your panties
Shit so dandy
On my face you could have a seat if you can't stand me
Juicebox like The Strokes
Not the band I mean your juicebox like my stroke
Oh
"Is This It"?
Goodness gracious oh me oh my
Look at the time
Wait, no time to waste
When the hands are firmly positioned upon di waist
Wait what I say?
I think it's fate
You say to my face
If the dixk ain't great, this could end today
But that was years ago
And yeah I know
Men ain't shit but tongue and dick
Then aren't you glad that a nigga hu-
Uh-huh you tell me that I'm sick
But then you laugh
Your body's art then I'll draw your bathe
This the moment, don't let it past
I pray to God I ain't being too crass
But the way I feel mixed with how you look
Girl I'll do the time and the kid is mine
This is criminal, throw the book and I'll do the time
Goodness gracious oh me oh my
Look at the time
Wait, no time to waste
When the hands are firmly positioned upon di waist
Take your time
I'm all yours and you're all mine
Grab the towel, lock the door
There's a wonderland to explore
Candyland Candyland
This a vibe and I'm not your man
Just your main, come take my hand