ADA AMA

[Intro]
This song is about Charles Hoskinson, and the AMAs he does on YouTube

[Verse 1]
I was out shopping, the other day
'Till my man went live with an AMA
When the alert hit me via (what?) 5G
I was like proof of stake or proof of ground beef?
Coming Live from Boulder where it’s always sunny
And sometimes Colorado, Chuck’s talking money
But not fiat, though he can’t pretend
That we can ignore a recent market downtrend
Though fluctuations might astonish us
He celebrates the downfall of Bitcoin dominance
I forgot to do the dishes, his talks are that amazing
Cardano project got us star gazing
When I feel the world is ending, I'm, thinking I might just
Check his thoughts on programmable finance
Fighting doublespeak, we’ve got Charles on the mic
Opting out the legacy financial system tonight

[Chorus]
Charles Hoskinson has got a lot to say
(It's that ADA AMA)
Looks like our afternoon’s spoken for today
(It's that ADA AMA)
Stop everything put that book away
(It's that ADA AMA)
I heard that he’s been fasting the dude looks great
(It's that ADA AMA)

[Verse 2]
My phone battery died the other day at Traget
Because he was on YouTube talking arbitrary markets
I couldn’t text my wife that I was running late
As he explained ways to stabilize nation states
I tried to tell my family, but none of them were hearing me
Siloed in my office, it’s top-down tyranny
Getting negative interest from my closest friends
Hyper-deflated engagement once again
Stealing WiFi from my neighbors (redistribution)
He’s talking antiquated systems and broken institutions
And if he were my brother I hope I’d be forgiven
If I gave him a job, though he hates nepotism
The father of Cardano, the crypto king Hyperion
Who hates to be called the co-founder of Ethereum
Answer questions open source, clearly committed
Blockchain planet he predicted, to his channel I’m addicted

[Chorus]
I won't be home for Christmas, but let me explain
(It's that ADA AMA)
Will we still survive if we don't regulate the banks?
(It's that ADA AMA)
On multi-party computations, what process has been made?
(It's that ADA AMA)
I think the market ecosystem is going to be okay
(It's that ADA AMA)

[Outro]
Wait, Roger Rabbit 2 is premiering tonight, and ICP did the soundtrack, and KRS-One and Bill Watterson are giving you a ride over there? That sounds fun and all, but I can’t go, Hoskinson just announced another AMA. Apparently he doesn't trust the central banking system