Alma Mater

[Verse 1]
Perfec' way to finish
I have no one on my hit list
I don't even have a hit list
I don't even have any riches
I just want some riches
I just want some biscuits
And coffee to go with the finish
Have fun with your new mixes
I don't know about that
I just want some money in a big bag
U.S. term for this
I didn't attend college
I haven't attended college yet
University, that's the bet
Make sure to not wreck the set
Then the whole school is in debt
I don't wanna chat some stuff
But someone's sub count is rough
Shout out my cats, they're all fluff
Except Olive, she's a little tough
However, that's how cats should be
Don't complain about cats when you know damn well that dogs kill more than cats (but you wanna complain about a little scratch?)
Like cats, don't make a big mat
Invite them to lay on your lap
If you are allergic, that's fine
Just don't say they shouldn't live, you're whining
When I talk about this term
I mean in the school where you learn
Six and a half hours hurts
When you get out though, think about the burst
Get home, write raps
Drink tea, pet cats
Eat tea, wait no
That's wrong, just big up Waitrose

[Chorus]
Alma mater, meet your mates
Get the crates 'til the pack's done
Wrap the gifts, get it online
Protect your kids and hide your wife
Alta mater, meet your mates
Get the crates 'til the pack's done
Wrap your gifts, get it online
Protect your kids and hide your wife

[Verse 2]
Doing this verse
Long time when I'll be in a hearse
Rapping this first
Then I'll consider a pur-chase
Thinking about buying stuff
"I wanna buy everything", no, that's enough
You can only buy certain things
"Like what?", like coffee mugs and biscuit tins
Americano, Millicano
I love all those, Double Espresso I'm not so fond of
Still, it's coffee
So I must have good opinions of it
Buying tea, buying tees
Eating crisps, Pooja's week
Alta mater: definition of a statement
I like these things
'Cause you learn more of the basics
"Are you politically, uh, correct?"
Who care? You gonna take me away?
"No, but I just wanna know"
Why? So you guys can just lie and put my head in a pillow
I don't want a facelift
I just want the statement
Provided explanation
I will give, let's not fret

[Chorus]
Alma mater, meet your mates
Get the crates 'til the pack's done
Wrap the gifts, get it online
Protect your kids and hide your wife
Alma mater, meet your mates
Get the crates 'til the pack's done
Wrap the gifts, get it online
Protect your kids, hide your wife