Love Potion No. 9

[Verse 1]
I took my problem down to Madame Rue
That gypsy woman with the gold tattoo
She's got a little place on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
She's making little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine

[Verse 2]
I told her I had a problem with chicks
It's been that way since 1986
She looked at my palm and then she made a magic sign
She said, "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine"

[Bridge]
She bent down, turned around and gave me a wink
She says, "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
It smells like turpentine, it looks like India ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

[Verse 3]
I did not know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed this cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

[Verse 3]
I did not know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed this cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

[Outro]
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Love potion on my mind