Real Food, Real People, Real Bullets

[Intro]
I got a hell of a lot of weapons to fight
I got my claws, I got cutlasses, I got guns, I got dynamite
I got a hell of a lot to fight, I'll fight, I'll fight
Oh, I will fight, I will fight, I will fight, I will fight
Aw yeah, yo, yo this one's for all my homies at McDonald's
Yo listen up, check it

[Verse 1]
Well, I'm not here to convince you and I'm not gonna preach
But if you keep eating meat I'm just gonna reach for the gat
And take you out right now
Because you're not just killing a pig or a cow
You're fucking me up too
Now what am I supposed to do?
Stand idly by while you do what you do?
You're ruining the world with your addiction
To dead animals, I will bust non-fiction
For example, twenty-five gallons of H2O
Makes a pound of wheat, but did you know
It takes a hundred times that much to make a pound of beef?
So from our water shortage we get no relief
When over half of our water goes to produce meat
And cattle eat up all the grain that we could eat
But we don't 'cause we won't understand the demand
To make better use of our food and our land
Ninety percent of our corn and oats
Feed livestock and that's why I hope
That you're listening
Yeah, I said I wouldn't preach, well I lied
Alright, who cares what you eat?
I just want you to know while you're getting fat on your burgers
I'm gonna go get the gat

[Verse 2]
I'm gonna get the gat 'cause it makes a lot of sense
It's not a personal thing, it's just self defense
You're not taking me out with your destructive diet
I'm gonna draw the gat on you just like Wyatt Earp
Yeah, Earp, that's the sound that you make when you burp
After you eat up a big thick steak
You know, come to think of it, I'll be helping you out
When I end your life quick 'cause without a doubt
You'll be dying much slower from colon cancer
But hey, that's your decision, I'll wait for your answer
Oops, sorry, time's up, take that
Between cancer and a gun, I'll take the gat
It's not only quicker, it's less expensive
The cost of chemotherapy is most extensive
But who pays for it? Me, that's who
When my health insurance costs go through the roof
But cancer's not the only choice, if you please
You can have liver, kidney and heart disease
Ulcers, constipation, salmonellosis
Hypoglycemia, multiple sclerosis
Yes, these diseases are funky and fresh
And all can be yours when you eat dead flesh
Rolling, rolling, rolling
Tumors in your colon
Blood pressure is growing
Rawhide
And just think of the homies who've died
So as a courtesy to you and for your own protection
And before your body's riddled with mass infection
And before you die from causes that you think are natural, gee
I'm gonna go get the gat

[Bridge]
A quarter pound of fresh beef
Quarter pound of, quarter pound of
Quarter pound of fresh beef
Quarter, quarter, quarter pound of fresh beef

[Verse 3]
Yeah, I hear you, I heard it all before
"You can't tell me what to buy in a store
I'm sick about your bitching about what's in my kitchen
I find that liberal bullshit you're picking"
Yo shut up, listen up, you fuck up, I'm fed up
Yeah, I used to eat meat, but I beat that deceit
And the crap of the trap of the wrap of the food that's not food
And I'll be rude and crude 'cause that's my mood
And my voice and my choice and my rhyme this time
And I mind that you're so damn blind
That you're eating from the wrong link of the food chain
And I didn't even mention yet about the pain
That the animals live in before they are given
The bullet or the mallet to satisfy your palette
But before it gets to you, there's some things they do
Like chemicals and dyes and nice happy lies
Like, "Meat is part of the four food groups"
If you study nutrition, you know you've been duped
You get better protein from soybeans
With a third of fat, now whatcha think about that?
When you look at the vitamins and compare the price
You're much better off eating beans and rice
But let me reiterate my own position
I'm a goddamn drunk, I don't care about nutrition
So just think about what I have said
Then make up your own mind in your own head
Then throw away your meat or give it to your cat
But if not that's okay, too
But I'm gonna go get the gat