The Masque of the Red Death
VERSE 1: (MC LARS)
Prospero is the name and it's a quite a shame
The way the planet is such a mess today
‘cause everyone is mad, now imagine that
Got to find a way to get the world on track
They’re inventing evil ways to infiltrate
Shooting up a crowd of 58
I don't agree with their politics
How can I stop the apocalypse?
Plus any time I try to get to some sleep
My depression gets the best of me
I can't get any rest, it’s true
Playing Mario Kart in my vestibule
Wait, maybe I could throw a party, dude?
Ask Drake to come play and a song or two
Did I mention I was a millionaire?
The world is dying slow, but I don't care!
They're lowering my income tax
My CPA saved a lot from that
Now I may as well go and blow these racks
On caviar and Cadillacs
Get my best friends put ‘em on the list
Have you ever seen a party quite like this?
Got Bacardi, Hennessy, and apple juice
Lock the doors and keep the sickness out my dude... we are!
CHORUS:
Going to throw the greatest bash
Bring a friend and bring a mask
(Cause you never know what's going to
Happen when you get it popping like a Fat Joe track)
Sipping Moët while we laugh (ha ha!)
Locking down the castle hatch
Making sure we're Instagramming every moment
‘cause we're young forever - how 'bout that?
VERSE 2: (MEGA RAN)
Heard about a party in the Hamptons
In a huge seven room mansion
Funny how with so much death around
People still can manage drinking and dancing
But I keep refreshing my Facebook
For an invite, but no dice
In my face these dudes are so nice
But behind my back call me a low life
Saw a conversation on the Discord
Bout a balcony on the 5th floor
Spot atop a mountain with a chocolate fountain
And a tennis court if you get bored
Got seven rooms, all different themes
Kinda wishing I was in the scene
But I'm part nerd and I’m part jock
And there isn’t room for the in-betweens
Mike Mizanin clicked "maybe"
And you know he brings out the A-List
Call my homie to tell him the latest
And he tells me "I hate to say this...
But I got my invite yesterday,"
Kinda took my freakin' breath away
No effin’ way… I've been betrayed
But it's all good, I hope it's great (ha)
CHORUS:
Going to throw the greatest bash
Bring a friend and bring a mask
(Cause you never know what’s going to
Happen when you get it popping like a Fat Joe track)
Sipping Moët while we laugh (ha ha!)
Locking down the castle hatch
Making sure we're Instagramming every moment
‘cause we're young forever - how about that?
VERSE 3:
MC LARS: It's the soirée of the century
Every room is painted very differently
It's the safest place you'll ever be
So, put away your negativity
Keep the haters and the riff-raff out
Even RiFF RAFF - yeah we made him bounce
Got Steve Aoki playing tracks
Doing hella dabs, homie, pass the wax
Now who's this special guest with the mic
With a giant hoodie, who could be inside?
As he storms the stage all the people scream
He was unannounced - what's he going to sing?
MEGA RAN: I pick up the mic - give it a couple taps
Then go, "One, two!", they in love with that
Beat drops and they rocking right to left, and now
Now it's time to make it hot to death
Pull my hoodie off let the plague out
Since they barred the doors there's no way out
Got blood spilling like a river flow
Now, I'mma how you kill a show
Bet you didn't know or expect it
You can neglect it, and reject it
But its destined... you guessed it
Red Death is now on the guest list
CHORUS:
Going to throw the greatest bash
Bring a friend and bring a mask
(Cause you never know what's going to
Happen when you get it popping like a Fat Joe track)
Sipping Moët while we laugh (ha ha!)
Locking down the castle hatch
Making sure we're Instagramming every moment
‘cause we're young forever - how about that?