Spaghetti Is Ready

Sex is overrated but it sure feels good

Way overrated but it does feel good

Just look at all the babies in the neighbourhood

Yeah sex is overrated but it sure feels good

No such thing as having too many shoes

Not possible to have too many shoes

Boys will tell you different but they?re lying to you

There ain?t no such thing as having too many shoes

Now there?s one sure way to win the heart of a man

Sit him up beggin?, eating out of your hand

Feed him roast potatoes and a leg of lamb

That?s one sure way to win the heart of a man

Ay ee he he he would I lie to you

Ay ee it?s the kitchen table gospel truth what your mama shoulda told you but she never had the heart to

The spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall

Always ready if it sticks to the wall

He?ll say he?s gonna but he won?t call

But the spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall

Sex is overrated but it sure feels good

Way overrated but it does feel good

See grandad chasing granny round the neighbourhood

Sex is overrated but it sure feels good