What’s Wrong with You?

You don't understand me
You don’t like my candy
You want a handy-dandy
Don't you even know?
That's not how it goes

What’s wrong with me?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me is what's wrong with you

You need an interpreter
Not a video worshipper
Because we're only getting stupider
On the telephone
With can and bong

What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me is what’s wrong with you

I see how it’s going to go
You roll your eyes as I speak in code
You pick a bone
I trip alone