Johnny Come Lately

[Verse 1]
Struttin' down the strip like an elephant
Trunks so tight they about to split
Oh no, there he goes again
In my low low dropping like a Mexican
Av' on the prowl, ooh, look at me now
What? Money come quick when I sell my dick
Walk the track like an alley-cat
Marlboro reds and some cognac
Pogo stick in my polo pants
Rocking a leather sport coat with the shoulder pads

[Chorus]
Love me or hate me
I'm Johnny come lately
If you want to date me
You don't have to pay me
Love me or hate me
I'm Johnny come lately
If you want to date me
You don't have to pay me

[Verse 2]
I'm down here on the street like Master P
Marco got me then Mr. T
If you want to go on a date with me
You're gonna have to pawn your jewelry
Uh, the ladies get hot, ooh, when they see my cock
What? Don't think it will fit? White boy with a black mans dick
Cooling on the corner tryna count my cash
Two doors down from the laundry mat
Motel 6 won't have me back, so we fogged up the windows in my Pontiac

[Chorus]
Love me or hate me
I'm Johnny come lately
If you want to date me
You don't have to pay me
Love me or hate me
I'm Johnny come lately
If you want to date me
You don't have to pay me

[Verse 3]
Rolling in the ghetto like a bowling ball
Running my mouth like an open door
One day I'll paint my masterpiece but until then my life's a catastrophe
Uh, a boulevard nights
Ooh, under neon lights
What? Catch me if you can 'round the school in a minivan
Spittin' my flow like a jiggalo
Cooking up meth in a motor home
I used to be loyal to a 9-to-5
But that aluminum foil really changed my life

[Chorus]
Love me or hate me
I'm Johnny come lately
If you want to date me
You don't have to pay me
Love me or hate me
I'm Johnny come lately
If you want to date me
You don't have to pay me