PORTOROSSO

[Intro]
Ayy, don't boast, yo
Got me trippin' like we in Portorosso

[Verse 1]
Rollin' in on a Vespa
Ercole thinks he's the best, yuh
It ain't true, though
Nobody better than you, yo

[Chorus]
But, bro, our time in Portorosso is gonna end
But what will happen to you, my, ahem, "friend?" (I love you)

[Verse 2]
Ayy, we're witty, and he's nothin' but shitty
Only thing he feels for us is pity
He should just get out of this fucking city (Bye)

[Chorus]
But, us? No
We could never leave Portorosso
Not forever, only temporary
But, on the contrary
We used to think he was scary
But he's a wimp (And for you, I'm a simp)
(Wait, what?)

[Verse 3]
Machiavelli wanted us to go to hell, we
Escaped him a couplе times
But only since he thinks fish is sublimе
I go fishing all the time
(And my love for you is not a crime)