shifter!
[Intro]
(Hey!)
(midwest princess, Telemedicine)
(Critical hit!)
[Chorus]
I swear
To God, I swear
To God, I swear
To God, I swear
I swear
To God, I—
[Verse 1]
Welcome in, I'm introverted as shit
'Round these parts, our personalities tend to shift
'Cause we'd be killed alive if we ever found one to stick
Need validation so we convince others that we're sick
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 2]
We like to contemplate, it goes
"I-I need a man, think I deservе one
But if it doesn't happen soon, hеy, I got a gun
Can't stay around too long, oh no, I gotta run
Being this embarrassing is kinda fun"
[Chorus]
I swear
To God, I swear
To God, I swear
To God, I swear
I swear
To God, I—
[Bridge]
God, I can feel the appendicitis creeping up
Save me, spare me, I've got no one to love
Everyone says it's too soon but I think it's enough
I wasn't brought into this world to be good at stuff
[Outro]
Pow-pow
Yeah, yeah
(Hey!) Woo