RTRT

Hop hop, you came along my secret labotory
Hop hop, you came along my secret laboratory
Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi
Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi

Hold up, mister
Hold up, mister
Right there, mister
Right there, mister
Sit down, mister
Sit down, mister
How about some retort, pouch of curry?
How about some retort, pouch of curry?
Pouch of chili, pouch of MRE
Pouch of chili, pouch of MRE
But you're rather picky
But you're rather picky

Well, I'll make you something else
Well, I'll make you something else
Don't need to show me how
Don't need to show me how
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Canto or Sichuan
Canto or Sichuan
Jiangsu or Hunan
Jiangsu or Hunan
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
Zhajiangmian and xiaolongbao
Zhajiangmian and xiaolongbao
Wonton and chashao
Wonton and chashao
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
You're my only retort, you're my only retort
You're my only retort, you're my only retort

一一
One, one
一二一
One, two, one
一二三四五六七
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
一一
One, one
一二一
One, two, one
一二三四五六七
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven

Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
Hidden under your talisman is your practised smile
Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile

Come here, mister
Come here, mister
Help me, mister
Help me, mister
Right here, mister
Right here, mister
You took up my spoon
You took up my spoon
Stirring curry, stirring chili
Stirring curry, stirring chili
That's when I've realized we've became family
That's when I've realized we've become family

Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
Laser guns and bagua signs
Laser guns and bagua signs
Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
Trigger, your head bursts
Trigger, your head bursts

Shh, I'll stitch you back up
Shh, I'll stitch you back up
Don't need to show me how
Don't need to show me how
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
Shark fin soup or dim sum
Shark fin soup or dim sum
Dumpling or Peking duck
Dumpling or Peking duck
Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort
I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort