Dr. Graffenberg

Well I was just now doing funnels at good ol' TKE's
When I saw a drunk come in who looked pretty good to me
So I asked her for a dance and then I asked her for
name
And within a nanosecond she became a royal pain

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Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh)

Across the room I spot a girl with eyes disguised as love
With the raven hair and the soft skin of a dove
And when she looked at me into my eyes she put me in a hex
I said beat me, whip me, love me baby let me write bad

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Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenberg (Oh)

Well Suzy was a moaner and a sleazy little tease
But once you got her going she would always aim to
please
With a quart of cheap tequila and a quarter gram of
hash
Her hips would start a smokin? like a pipe of burning
ash

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Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Oh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Oh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Oh)
Thank you Doctor Graffenburg (Oh)