Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin

[Intro]
Yeah, man, I know y'all be checking out ol' MTV there, and you see Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper on MTV?
No!
So I said, "Man, I gotta do something about this."
So I called 'em up, man, I called up MTV in New York and I said:

"Uh, yo, this is Mojo Nixon, can I speak to Martha Quinn?"

They said, "Martha Quinn? Yeah, here she is!"

"H-he-hello Mojo, th-this is Martha Quinn, what can I do for you?"

I said "Martha, Martha baby, how am I gonna get on MTV?"

She said, "Mojo, you're too nasty, you're always talking about masturbation, and fornication--you're never gonna get on MTV that way, Mojo!"

I said "oh, Martha." I said "Martha Quinn!
I wanna be doing some sin with you Martha Quinn
I wanna be gettin' in Martha Quinn"

I said, "I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin!"

In 1986, okay
All across the USA
In 1986, oh no
I gotta rock, I gotta roll
Hit me
Hot Tub

All right brothers and sisters, friends of the revolution, what we're gonna do right here is a
Little singing, a little call-and-response, a little singalong, a little I-say-it-then-you-say-it, a little repeat-after-me, here we go:

MTV
Get away from me
I don't want to see
No MTV

I said Music Television
Should be covered in jism
I said Music Television
Should be covered in jism

Oh Martha baby
I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin