The Amazing Bigfoot Diet

I married a Bigfoot
I gave birth to my mother
Donor wants his kidney back
Golf cart on a rampage
Couple flees talking bear
Sleazy pushers are swapping shrunken heads for cocaine
Make others do your bidding
Mom kills lover, stuffs his head in the fridge
I got a hotline to the dead

Come on, lose weight now
All you got to do is ask me how
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet

Three die in manure pit
Killer granny freed
Pregnant mom to be executed
Hunters watch UFO battle
Sheriff bitten in raid on snake handlers
Play guitar in seven days
Dad forgives dog that ate his son
It's hubby's law, he will execute cheating wife

Non-stop weight loss
Don't go 'round looking like a hoss
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet

Mom gives self Caesarean
Girl kills brother over TV channel
Nude sunbathers beaten to a pulp
Hunter bites crocodile's eyes out
Wife feeds evil hubby to the sharks
Princess convicted of beating her maids
Mom nagged our dad to death
I married a Bigfoot
I married a Bigfoot
At the Dingleberry Chapel
Aw, let's all say it now
B-I-G-F-O-O-T

Come on, lose weight now
All you got to do is ask me how
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet
It's the a-mazing Bigfoot diet

Bigfoots here, Bigfoots there
Goddang Bigfoots everywhere

(Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Bigfoot...)
Do the, do the Bigfoot boogie
Do the Bigfoot boogie
Yeah yeah yeah
Here we go, Skid