Pigmy Pig

Pigmy Pig, how big you are, big as Pigmy Seal
Pigmy Corn, how big you are, big as Pigmy Eel

Pigmy Elk, how big you are, big as Pigmy Bear
Pigmy Yam, how big you are, big as Pigmy Hare

Pigmy Ox, how big you are, big as Pigmy Moose
Pigmy Leek, how big you are, big as Pigmy Goose

Pigmy Squash, how big you are, big as Pigmy Coon
Pigmy Clam, how big you are, big as Pigmy Prune

Pigmy Trout, how big you are, big as Pigmy Quail
Pigmy Nut, how big you are, big as Pigmy Snail

Pigmy Squirl, how big you are, big as Pigmy Beet
Pigmy Grape, how big you are, big as Pigmy Wheat

All you Herbivorians, reapers to adore
If the only food were meat, you would eat no more

All you Carnivorians, butchers to adore
If the only food were plant, you would eat no more

All you Omnivorians, waging total war
If the only food were none, you would eat no more

All the Pigmy Edibles wish you Pigmies well:
"Eat your way to Heaven, or eat your way to Hell!"