Arrest Me

[Chorus: [?]]
Go ahead and arrest me (Woo woo)
And send me straight to hell (Woo woo)
Tell the sheriff come get me (Woo woo)
And take my ass to jail (Woo woo)
Yeah, I've been drinkin' on this bar stool (Woo woo)
Now all my money's gone (Woo woo)
So go ahead and arrest me (Woo woo)
And take my drunk ass home

[Verse 1: [?]]
No, I never thought I'd be sittin' right here
A Monday mornin' a drinkin' beer
Yeah, I've always been a hard workin' man
Providing for my family do the best I can
Yeah, I know that times are tough for us all
Hell, pour me a drink, (Pour me a drink) of alcohol
No, I never thought I would walk into work
Early this mornin' and get treated like dirt
I've been bustin' ass for fifteen years
What's a man got to do to get respect around here (Respect around here)
Called in by the boss-man, he laid me off
Hell, I need a drink, (Pour me a drink) better make it strong

[Chorus: [?]]
Go ahead and arrest me (Woo woo)
And send me straight to hell (Woo woo)
Tell the sheriff come get me (Woo woo)
And take my ass to jail (Woo woo)
Yeah, I've been drinkin' on this bar stool (Woo woo)
Now all my money's gone (Woo woo)
So go ahead and arrest me (Woo woo)
And take my drunk ass home
(Here we go again)

[Verse 2: [?]]
Two hours on my shift but it's way too long
So I just clocked out, told the boss I'm gone
Hit the dirtiest bar, because they pour 'em so strong
The only thing I do right is doin' wrong
Don't try to cut me off before I pay my tab
'Cause I drink too much but they can kiss my ass
Grab a pool stick quick if I get in some shit
Tell the bouncer come and get me and I'll bust his lip
So I blew a point two from the boys in blue
One night in the county, ain't nothin' new
The sheriff got his boys and they wanted to catch me
Call that old bitch up, tell them come and arrest me
I start runnin' and they start chasin'
Face down in dirt, wearin' matchin' bracelets
Now I'm off to the can for a free night stay
Eat my breakfast in the mornin' and I'm on my way

[Chorus: [?]]
Go ahead and arrest me (Woo woo)
And send me straight to hell (Woo woo)
Tell the sheriff come get me (Woo woo)
And take my ass to jail (Woo woo)
Yeah, I've been drinkin' on this bar stool (Woo woo)
Now all my money's gone (Woo woo)
So go ahead and arrest me (Woo woo)
And take my drunk ass home
(Lemme hear some guitar)
Go ahead and arrest me (Woo woo)
And send me straight to hell (Woo woo)
Tell the sheriff come get me (Woo woo)
And take my ass to jail (Woo woo)
Yeah, I've been drinkin' on this bar stool (Woo woo)
Now all my money's gone (Woo woo)
So go ahead and arrest me (Woo woo)
And take my drunk ass home