Role Model 2023

A sickly child, it's no wonder why I'm ill
And stand out like a gold digger paying the bill
Doper than snorting pills with a vein full of herron
A blunt on your lip and a whole brick to set your beer on
Simultaneously Type A and Type B
To me category three is a light breeze
Get drunk muscles and think I could fight Mike T.
Then wake up concussed and untape the IV
I got friends in different cities so it's litty when I travel
Send you up shit's creek with a ship that leaks and no paddle
Got her riding, no saddle
Sitting sideways, she gyrates
Turn and I beat it up 'til her ass is red as a primate's
It's Friday, you've got no job, why aren't you smokin'?
I'm more like Mike Epps than Ice Cube when I'm jokin'
Rappers chokin' like B-Rabbit when at the function
It's like they didn't know at live shows you can't punch in
Get your face punched in over the words you mutter
Acting like we won't do shit cause we're from the suburbs
You come up shorter than The Indian in the Cupboard
I live on the edge
You pull out while wearing rubbers
Just look to me and I'll put you on game
This is how I do it and I do it everyday
In real life I do the things that my raps say
This is how I do it and I do it everyday
I got 'em blew like balls after a lap dance
My heads so big that I can't even wear a snapback
You told me you're the man, that was a scam like TeamBackPack
Or Coast to Coast mixtapes
You're paying to play
I just saw my stocks make over a K in a day
I'm rock solid, you're more paper mache
(You need to toughen up)
Ay, the Watch City quarterback
Never been a slack, work ethic I was born with that
Elgin where the mortgage at
I grind until the corners flat
Cop and flip a quarter sack
Go harder than a tortoise back
I go Warren Sapp in '99 with the rhymes
I go Jordan with the flow
I go Gretzky in his prime
If she lets me I'ma try
Catch me flexing in the Chi
On Lake Michigan I'm fishing on a jet ski while I'm high
She impressed me with her thighs, even more with whats between 'em
It's so good I had to let her turn me into Moore Senior
I am your senior when it comes to this rap shit
Turn your girlfriend into a ratchet with my rappin'
I'm sharper than a hatchet
Score more than hat trick
Served nicks as kids now we're stars like Patrick
Go batshit
I'm spastic
I'm Beastie like Ad Rock
Bustin' peoples' balls like Fourth of July in Sandlot
I'm tougher than a ham hock
You're sleeping on me, hammock
Her hands on my cock and she wants my John Hancock
I'm borderline famous
I wouldn't say A-List, but I'm on a few playlists
Get statements for my statements
Gettin' placements equals payments
I'd like a few more
At the Public House eatin' Kobe, no two-four
Nowadays rappers' skins soft like new borns
Or a stuffed unicorn with light blue horn
My styles Luke Cage and your styles lukewarm
Kick game Liu Kang, ya'll underperform
Just look to me and I'll put you on game
This is how I do it and I do it everyday
In real life I do the things that my raps say
This is how I do it and I do it everyday
I kill a stage then I go and face a J
This is how I do it and I do it everyday
Show you I'm amazing in a roundabout way
This is how I do it and I do it everyday
Enough of the norm
Give you something you can adore
You can feel it in your core when you're rockin' with Moore
I put a stop to people ignoring and sleeping and snoring
There's no one dope as Angrous, KASZ, Dave, Sleepless, and Moore is
Or DJ Amore is
Or Kyle Cole with the performance
I take a peak from backstage and see the crowd is enormous
I'm yelling "hell yeah"
Kill two beers like Stone Cold
Keep my friends close and enemies at a stone's throw
Oh no, rappers sound the same, homo
I live the fast life then I play it back in slow-mo
Find me in the dojo training for my opponent
If I hit it then I own it
She gives it up when I want it
I'm high powered, "The Chronic"
Mix the tonic with the lime and the Tito's
Make more moves than Magneto
Swish both free throws
Ballin' like the Bills
And I'm colder than a ski slope, more likely to kill
Just look to me and I'll put you on game
This is how I do it and I do it everyday
In real life I do the things that my raps say
This is how I do it and I do it everyday