I Wish I Was You

I'm so shit compared to you
I'm nothing compared to you
You high maintenance wench
You make me look insane
You even fucked with my brain

I wish i was taylor
I want to nail her
I don't want to fail her
I love her every day
She makes me feel gay
I wish i was you
Instead of being blue

My love for you is true
But you'd rather go out with some guy from hollywood
A london boy
A failing film industry
And an obsession with making war films
Just like you're blonde boyfriend

I wish i was taylor
I want to nail her
I don't want to fail her
I love her every day
She makes me feel gay
I wish i was you
Instead of being blue

There's no going back now
And you know it
You love me
You just don't want to show it
You'd rather be with some rich guy
Whilst i sit here and cry
And you laugh and snigger at me all the while
Whilst i feel like shit

I wish i was taylor
I want to nail her
I don't want to fail her
I love her every day
She makes me feel gay
I wish i was you
Instead of being blue

Fuck my life
Fuck me for trying to have you as my wife
You are an evil little shit
And a demon at that
I would forgive you in person
But you are too evil too me
To ever say sorry to my face
And that i cannot replace