Cold Hard Truth

Used to be the guy drinking drinks at the parties
Now I'm the guy serving the drinks
Now I'm the guy taking the garbage out
And I really think I like it this way
Cause how would I ever have found out
What a complete ass I had made of myself

So now I clean up my own mess
I leave an extra dollar for the working waitress
She doesn't want to confess
She thought of punching her boss
Before she punched the clock
It's like oh oh oh

Used to fall asleep to bible on tape
What a nightmare
Now Hitchens and Dawkins are on my nightstand
Now I just live in real reality
It ain't easy but I like it this way
Cause better the cold hard truth
Than a comforting fantasy
Oh your god

Do all the redneck cowboys know
Their Wranglers were made in Mexico
Stop the show
I'm breaking down the fourth wall
And together we're not alone
Together we're not alone