Gary Oak (Pokémon Parody)

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time, I had a choice of three
Said who's the little twerp? He's choosing after me
I didn't think, I didn't think
I didn't thi-i-i-i-ink
I saw a dinosaur with fire on his tail
And little did I know that he would make me fail
Got advantage on me, advantage on me
Advantage on me-e-e-e-e

[Pre-Chorus]
Now he's long gone probably laughing at me
Should've realized that Gary's so cheap

[Chorus]
Wish I knew he'd use Bubble when I sent in
When I sent my Charmander
Always landing those critical hits
You're gonna make me drown
Wish I knew he'd use Bubble when I sent in
When I sent my Charmander
Always landing those critical hits
And now I'm fainted on the cold hard ground
Oak, Oak
Gary, Gary, Gary
Oak, Oak
Gary, Gary, Gary

[Verse 2]
I met him on a boat, I killed his Raticate
And now he's down to five, I'll rub it in his face
I didn't know, I didn't know
I didn't kno-o-o-o-ow
Not to mess with Gary Oak 'cause he'll get his revenge
You got your eighth badge, somehow he's gotten ten
He's so cheap, he's so cheap
He's so che-e-e-e-eap

[Pre-Chorus]
And the very best is what I wanna be
But now he's the champ and the joke is on me

[Chorus]
Wish I knew he'd use bubble when I sent in
When I sent my Charmander
Always landing those critical hits
You're gonna make me drown
Wish I knew he'd use Bubble when I sent in
When I sent my Charmander
Always landing those critical hits
And now I'm fainted on the cold hard ground
Oak, Oak
Gary, Gary, Gary
Oak, Oak
Gary, Gary, Gary

[Outro]
Oak, Oak (Wish I knew he'd use Bubble when I sent in)
Gary, Gary, Gary
Oak, Oak (Always landing those critical hits)
Gary, Gary, Gary